1. How much do you charge?
    I quote per project, depending on each individual client's requirements. Like a bespoke suit, I tailor everything to you, including the price.
  2. Can you do a free sample?
    Unfortunately, this is very unlikely. However, you're free to ask for my portfolio, which includes a few examples of my work.
  3. Do you work with clients outside the UK?
    Of course! Please feel free to email me and I'll reply as soon as possible.
  4. Do we need to meet?
    Although I'm happy to meet you in person if it's a large project, this isn't a requirement. I can usually get all the information I need over the phone and via email.
  5. Can you copyright something for me?
    Nope, sorry! I can't protect your work for you, but I can write you some killer copy.
  6. How do I get the laser sword in 'Ratchet and Clank: Up Your Arsenal'?
    Pause the game. Press circle, square, circle, square, up, down, left, left.

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